re my last question about killing my mother in law?

Question

Ok you don't have to kill her just kidnap her and hold her hostage for 3 years and i will give you the pink fluffy dice 2 condoms and a £5 Marks and Spencers voucher.

IS that enough or should i throw in the free dvd i got in the newspaper yesterday?

Answer 1

you are so funny ! lol.........

Answer 2

If you don't want her around why should I?? How old is she and is she good looking?? Why three years? And you better include that dvd with possibly adding a couple more even for someone to consider such a venture!! The pink dice is a nice touch but I'd rather have you consider a full box of large condoms.

Answer 3

Really, talking about killing someone is never a funny thing, no offense.

Answer 4

you're sick, and you better hope nothing happens to her, the cops will seize your computer and you nail yourself.

Answer 5

deal

Answer 6

Keep her, I dont want her back.

Answer 7

lmao---or as you in europe say...pmsl