What to do, Oh what to do?

Question

OMG, this is soooo freaky!!
Right, I found this Banana in my yard and I was so scared, I didn't know what to do at first.
I called my friend round and asked if she could take it away for me. She did as she knows how scared i am of enlongated fruit.
She told me to call a shrink as she thought my fear was irrational. So I tried, I did, but I think the banana cut the phone lines, as its out there again, in the exact same place. And I can't leave the house now, I'm so scared, it keeps coming back... should I call Fruit Control? Or live my life in fear of the Banana... is there such thing as Fruit Control..?

And I know what you're thinking, "Omg, its one of those annoying people, playing jokes". But seriously it isn't, why would I waste my time and points?? I need your help, so help me!!

Oh and now no-one can help me as I can't ring anyone, the power is out now and I can't ring anyone or IM them, or charge up my mobile, help...

I am using my laptop which has a bit of power left, please help.. fast..?

Answer 1

You have a problem, and you need help.

Answer 2

OMG! Okay okay okay just get to the fridge, wear something brown along the way, it repels bananas, reminds them of monkeys you see, get to the fridge, now! Do you have an..um.. another fruit?! Possibly a large bunch of grapes or an apple?! Yes apple! Throw the apple out the door towards the banana and um...close the door and lock it! You'll hear sounds you've never heard before and will never want to hear again...banana type sounds...there will be a flash of light and it'll all be over...the apple will not survive though! They never do in the end but don't worry, the banana will be gone...or at least knocked out, but that will give you enough time to run over and stab it with the holy cross, weapon of choice against bananas,

Note: Plan could incite Satanic wrath in backyard. Some assembly required. Dancing with banana causes certain types of cancer and is not recommended for pregnant men or women.

Good Luck! :)

Answer 3

you cant live in fear. face ur fears and i am certain it will go away. i think someone is messing with ur head because they know that u r afraid. keep an eye out for unwelcomed visitors.