Question:
Men. What do you think of the love poem I've written for that special someone in my life?
2008-11-19 17:06:03 UTC
His name is George... he sits in the seat in front of me in english class and he is SOOO CUTE!! I strongly believe he is the one. i wrote him a poem. what do you think, men?

Ode to George
by the girl behind you in english class

Twas August 30th I first saw you
My heart was blue
for I had never been in love before
But after you no more
I am in love with you my dear
It's not weird
It's love
Can you explain a midsummers day
or the laugh and splash of a child at play
For I cannot explain my feelings you see
I hope you love me

What dso you think? I'm gonna put it in an envelope with a lock of my hair and give it to him in English tomorrow.
Nine answers:
Susan C
2008-11-19 23:36:50 UTC
Here's step by step what you need to do: Believe me, if a guy is remotely into you, a simple "hi" in class and a smile is all you need to set the stage and a maximum of 2 (ONLY 2) well planned "chance encounters."



Step ONE: setting the stage. Say "hi" to him in class.



Step TWO: The seduction. Find out where he works or where he hangs out and just happen to be there wearing a pair of jeans and a thin white t-shirt with NO BRA underneath). When you see him, just smile at him and say "hi, you're in my English class right?" Give him some time to notice what's under your t-shirt, let him know that you saw him looking (trust me he will) and make eye contact with him smile for just a brief moment. Then, (very important) tell him you've got to get going, you're meeting a friend walk off and then turn back at him, smile and say..."Hey George, it was nice seeing you" and continue walking away.



Step THREE: Make him pine for you. Now do NOTHING...it is very important that you break off contact prematurely each encounter with him. You need to make a guy want more of you, not make him glad to be rid of you, so don't talk too much (you want him to want you and if you talk too much you could end up saying something that could turn him off at this early stage in the seduction). Now, your work has been done.



Sit back and wait. Let HIM approach YOU next. DO NOT make another move--not hello or anything. It could take a week--be patient.



Step FOUR: Extra Encouragement for the shy guy. If he hasn't made a move in one week, do the chance encounter thing again.



NOTE: No matter what your shape, age, size or body proportions, jeans and a white t-shirt with no bra is the seduction uniform of choice. It doesn't look like you're trying to be sexy. It's importantl to never look like you're trying too hard.



This all you need to do--A girl smiling and saying hello is all the encouragement a guy needs. If he's into you, you'll know it pretty quick.



Please do yourself a favor and delete this horrible poem! It's pure rubbish!
xxdisastersamxx
2008-11-20 01:15:33 UTC
don't give him the lock of hair if i were a guy i would be like 'WTF!'

but the poem if good and best of luck to you. even though im a girl and not a guy i wanted to give an opinion because i just felt that urge to answer it. hope i helped.

answer mine?https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20081115174453AAZlAvJ
Melissa G
2008-11-20 01:16:19 UTC
i think that if you are in high school you are going to scare this guy how old are you? with a poem like that i would hope that you know this guy very well
2008-11-20 01:43:28 UTC
Perfect! For the final touch, be sure to sign your name in menstrual blood.
hendi
2008-11-20 01:33:28 UTC
because i man, i will tell u that poem so horrible, when u make a poem u must use u heart to love him not a desire to get him...
2008-11-20 02:03:13 UTC
Don't forget one of your used tampons!
2008-11-20 01:32:13 UTC
DO IT!! instead of hair ...use your used, morning dental floss...much more personal.
2008-11-20 01:22:12 UTC
HORRIBLE EWWW TO SAPPY AND WELL YA AND IM A GIRL
Fletcher A
2008-11-20 03:43:54 UTC
don't give him hair he'll think your gross


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